O'BLOCK18+ NSFW

Nobody on this block says their number. Ever. Every sneaker deal is a negotiation against someone with a hidden number, a mood and a patience. You say yours. They tell you how far off you are, in their own way. Read it.

Chief Reef tossed a shoebox off the porch: "Flip it. Bring me a taste." Three hundred dollars, a pair of Bred 1s, rent due in seven days. Sell your way out of the block, through the city and the industry, all the way up to billionaires, sheikhs and museums.

Out now, free on Steam. Pick the download that suits you: about 4 GB standard, or the full 30 GB lossless soundtrack (see below).




Read the pair, not just the person. Fakes give themselves away in a font, a smell, a slumped toe. One tell is nothing. Two is a fake. Too late, you bought them. Now go find somebody who reads worse than you.

• Pick where you came from. Three modes (the long climb to a billion, one thirty-day summer, today's daily seed), ten heat levels, six origins, each with an upside and a catch.
  
• Draft angles that stack. 56 of them. GOLD CHAIN doubles every plus. FULL HOUSE multiplies by every angle you hold. COPYCAT copies the one on its right. Get the order right and one deal pays x12.
  
• Every week is a round. Pay the rent and sell the quota, or take a strike. Clear it and the back room opens: angles, one-shot tips, rerolls, interest on the cash you held.
  
• Every gate has a boss. Twelve of them. Kan Yay's tells are all backwards. Deacon's floor climbs every time you speak. Elon Tusk's number moves after every offer. The Sheikh says nothing at all.

Nobody tells you the story. It's in the pins on their jackets, the thing they say when they think you're not listening, the boxes sealed in violet tape, the pages you find in the back of the book. Twenty-seven pages and a corkboard with string. Who was connected to who from the start. Look long enough and you'll see it.





Hit a billion and the screen goes black. There's a list. Every tycoon in every industry is on it, and you're at the bottom. Get to #1. Hold it. Grow it.



Incorporate and staff it. Automate it. Put AI in it until the block has never met your company. Design your own shoes: silhouette, upper, sole, factory, colourway, collab, run size, how you drop it. Take it public. Buy their buildings, buy their companies, buy a senator an afternoon. Every big move still happens at the table: you name the number against theirs.

• A live economy. The Fed meets every six days on a Taylor rule. The Treasury curve moves and inverts, and the recession model reads it. Bank reserves drain under QT until repo spikes. There's a VIX, credit spreads, four more central banks, and currencies that jump when they surprise.
  
• Real books. O'BLOCK INC keeps an income statement, balance sheet and cash flow. Analysts price your stock off a DCF at your cost of capital. Beat your earnings or eat the miss.
  
• Real capital. A revolver with a covenant that springs. Bonds you bookbuild at a coupon the market will take. Convertibles, swaps, tenders below par. A credit rating, a watch list, and Chapter 11 if it all goes wrong.
  
• A desk of your own. Treasuries, the yen carry trade, commodity futures that roll, index options on a skewed surface, a collar on your own stock, and a loan against it that can margin-call you into a spiral.
  
• What your shoes cost is live. Hides, rubber, oil and cotton, the currency of the country your factory is in, and the tariff at the border.

Six banks belong to the people on the list. One of them is sitting on a bond portfolio underwater by more than its capital, funded by money that can leave in a day. Nobody tells you which. SOFR spikes. The 10-Q comes out late. The owner files a Form 4 selling his own stock. Put it together.

Short it. Buy the CDS. Publish the report. Call your friends and pull your deposits. If you're right, it runs. If you're wrong, you look like a hit job. The Fed might step in and squeeze you. The SEC might call. He will never forget.

• One verb with real depth: hidden reservation prices, moods, tells, counters and patience
  
• 56 angles, 12 gate bosses, 10 heat levels, 6 origins, 3 modes including a daily seed
  
• A hidden war told in 27 pages and a corkboard
  
• Five rivals racing you to the billion, then 20 tycoons on the list
  
• Your own sneaker brand, from sketch to sell-through
  
• A full economy, corporate finance, a derivatives desk, and six banks you can break
  
• 91 achievements, some of them under 1%
  
• Pixel art built from glowing particles, now a full 3D voxel city with weather, reflections and holidays
  
• Original 8-bit drill music synthesized live, plus 192 recorded songs

New: the block in 3D

Every place is now a 3D voxel world in the same pixel style: wet streets that hold the neon, sodium lamps lighting the rain, fire escapes and lit windows, a studio with the session on the screen, a jet waiting at the end of a red carpet, rivers that mirror the skyline from New York to Tokyo. Press V on the street to look around. Leave it alone and it turns into a movie.

The holidays come to the block too. Halloween puts every buyer in costume and pumpkins on every stoop. Christmas strings lights across the towers. New Year, Valentine's, St. Patrick's and the 4th of July each get their own intro.

Two downloads: standard or lossless

I spent a long time on the music in this game: 192 original songs, the live stems that mix behind every deal, and the ambient sound of every place. At launch I wanted to experiment with shipping all of it in very high quality, so the download was about 30 GB of lossless audio. That's a lot to ask for a free game, so now there are two options:

• Standard (default, about 4 GB). Every song, stem and ambience track in high-quality compressed audio. This is what Steam installs.
  
• Lossless (about 30 GB). The original lossless files. In your Steam Library, right-click O'BLOCK, then Properties, Betas, and pick "lossless".

Same game and same save either way. You can switch back any time.

Free to play. Want to back it?

O'BLOCK is free. The optional Complete Supporter Pack is on sale now: the full soundtrack and all 192 city songs, remixable stems, ambience, every sound effect, and 4K art rendered by the game's own engine. It adds no gameplay.


Every name in O'BLOCK is a parody. No real person, brand or company is involved with or endorses the game.