HYPER PRIMATE

Experience the thrill of a cracked out movement system.

No movement speed cap for maximum neuron activation.

Fastest ape receives banan. (Also top spot on the leaderboard).

Murder your oppressors with 25+ bootleg weapons.

Commit war crimes against jungle folk.

Topple the global super-conglomerate Monke INC.

Purchase assorted movement enhancing trash.

Barter with the arms dealing ape Don.

Permanently alter yourself with dubious injections.

Travel da world.

Enjoy 40+ bongo-coded monkey songs.

60+ lovingly handcrafted levels.

Studies have shown that you will enjoy this game.